29, July 2020 If
Trump took a truth serum, . .
This could happen if
President Trump accidently took a truth serum with his morning anti-Covid
bleach solution. Read on. . .
“The time has come to level with the American
people. My life has been filled spouting “REMENDOUS LIES”, I lied
about my inheritance from my dad who also lied and cheated his way to build a
large financial empire. As my niece, Mary stated so well in her memoir, I
understated my assets to minimize my tax liability and successfully locked her
out of her inheritance. She did not
receive a penny. What a TREMENDOUS scam. She was livid.
Moving on. I employed
a lot of foreign undocumented construction workers for my buildings and scammed
from paying them by tipping ICE. I saved a TREMONDOUS AMOUNT OF MONEY and
decided to use this success formula over and over again.
I did not like blacks
and Jews in my rental properties and launched a “TREMEDOUS” smear campaign to
force them out. I couldn’t find Norwegians so I replaced them with American
whites. That was the “ORANGE” of my success as a slum landlord.
I borrowed a
TREMENSOUS AMOUNT OF MONEY using my fame as a reality TV star to finance my
casinos but I didn’t manage them well and they all fell into bankruptcy and I
lost a “TRMENDOUS” AMOUNT OF MONEY.
I received a rescue
package from Deutsche Bank and
my lawyers used TREMENDOUS clever legal
loopholes to avoid paying them. I then turned to Russia to seek financial help
from my good friend “Vlad”.
My previous
infatuation with Kim of North Korea evaporated but I continue to have a
TREMENDOUS” friendship with Vlad. “Don Jnr” nearly blew my cover when he told
the US media “we are receiving a TRMENDOUS amount of money from Russia”.
I received
TREMENDOUS help from Russia in the 2016
election.
Vlad didn’t like
Clinton’s Russian hostility and released her private emails. Former FBI
director, Comey released a letter casting doubt on Clinton just before the
election. That was a big help and clinched the election in my favor.
Clinton who was a
shoo-n for President never recovered. My legal team was TREMENDOULSLY
successful in intimidating Mueller and ensured the Russia collusion charge was
tossed out. I terrified “Moscow Mitch” and the Republican Party who never
challenged me frightened I might launch a blizzard of tweets. I love how Vlad,
and Xi Jinping of China and other
autocrats have extended their rule. If I get reelected I may do the same. Vlad
told me media reports accusing Russia of making payments to Taliban
fighters to kill American soldiers was
fake news. I believed him. The
Coronavirus has put a dent into my reelection prospects. Based on my TREMEDOUS
success in Portland I plan to present myself as the “Law and Order” president.
I will make it TREMEDOUSLY difficult for people to vote and have a detailed
plan to contest the results of the election if I lose claiming the results were
“rigged”. I will trash Joe Biden as
“lazy Joe.”
Perhaps I am genius, after all I aced the cognitive test, “Person,
woman, man, camera, TV”.
I bet Joe couldn’t
get pass Person!
I few other issues
that I wanted to get off my chest before the truth serum wears off.
The crowd size at my inauguration was a REMENDOUS WHOPPER!
Lying is an art. I
have lied all my life with TREMENDOUS success. I repeat the small lies over and
over again and I start to believe them. That’s why I love rallies and FOX news
because they amplify my lies with gusto.
One of biggest successes was to
challenge Obama’s citizenship with a bogus “birther” campaign. Michelle
hated my guts and has never forgiven me! I repeated Obama’s middle name HUSSEIN
to cheering applause from my adoring fans. They are great Americans. General
Flynn launched the “LOCK HER (CLINTON) UP” with great success. The least I
could do was to pardon hum. Roger Stone was my right hand campaign manager. I
was afraid he might write a book and I was forced to pardon him.
I don’t know what to
do about my fixit lawyer, Michael
Cohen. I may have to pardon him before he reveals all my dark
secretes in his “tell-all” book.
There is only one
person who upended me, Melania, who forced me to sign a TREMENDOUS PRE-NUP and
forced me into bringing over many of her relatives.
God bless the United
Staaates of America.
Whoops the truth
serum is wearing off. TV, Camera, man,
. .
PERSON . IAM A
GENIUS!
😂😂😂😂😂😂
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