Wednesday, July 29, 2020

If Trump took a truth serum, 7-29-2020

 

29, July 2020                    If Trump took a truth serum,   .  .

This could happen if President Trump accidently took a truth serum with his morning anti-Covid bleach solution. Read on.  .  .

 “The time has come to level with the American people. My life has  been  filled spouting “REMENDOUS LIES”, I lied about my inheritance from my dad who also lied and cheated his way to build a large financial empire. As my niece, Mary stated so well in her memoir, I understated my assets to minimize my tax liability and successfully locked her out of her inheritance. She did  not receive a penny. What a TREMENDOUS scam. She was livid.

Moving on. I employed a lot of foreign undocumented construction workers for my buildings and scammed from paying them by tipping ICE. I saved a TREMONDOUS AMOUNT OF MONEY and decided to use this success formula over and over again.

I did not like blacks and Jews in my rental properties and launched a “TREMEDOUS” smear campaign to force them out. I couldn’t find Norwegians so I replaced them with American whites. That was the “ORANGE” of my success as a slum landlord.

I borrowed a TREMENSOUS AMOUNT OF MONEY using my fame as a reality TV star to finance my casinos but I didn’t manage them well and they all fell into bankruptcy and I lost a “TRMENDOUS” AMOUNT OF MONEY.

I received a rescue package from Deutsche Bank and my lawyers  used TREMENDOUS clever legal loopholes to avoid paying them. I then turned to Russia to seek financial help from my good friend “Vlad”.

My previous infatuation with Kim of North Korea evaporated but I continue to have a TREMENDOUS” friendship with Vlad. “Don Jnr” nearly blew my cover when he told the US media “we are receiving a TRMENDOUS amount of money from Russia”.

I received TREMENDOUS  help from Russia in the 2016 election.

Vlad didn’t like Clinton’s Russian hostility and released her private emails. Former FBI director, Comey released a letter casting doubt on Clinton just before the election. That was a big help and clinched the election in my favor.

Clinton who was a shoo-n for President never recovered. My legal team was TREMENDOULSLY successful in intimidating Mueller and ensured the Russia collusion charge was tossed out. I terrified “Moscow Mitch” and the Republican Party who never challenged me frightened I might launch a blizzard of tweets. I love how Vlad, and Xi Jinping of China and other autocrats have extended their rule. If I get reelected I may do the same.    Vlad  told me media reports accusing Russia of making payments to Taliban fighters  to kill American soldiers was fake news. I believed him.  The Coronavirus has put a dent into my reelection prospects. Based on my TREMEDOUS success in Portland I plan to present myself as the “Law and Order” president. I will make it TREMEDOUSLY difficult for people to vote and have a detailed plan to contest the results of the election if I lose claiming the results were “rigged”.  I will trash Joe Biden as “lazy Joe.”

Perhaps I am  genius, after all I aced the cognitive  test, “Person, woman, man, camera, TV”.

I bet Joe couldn’t get pass Person!

I few other issues that I wanted to get off my chest before the truth serum wears off.

The  crowd size at my inauguration  was a REMENDOUS WHOPPER!

Lying is an art. I have lied all my life with TREMENDOUS success. I repeat the small lies over and over again and I start to believe them. That’s why I love rallies and FOX news because they amplify my  lies with gusto. One of biggest successes was to  challenge Obama’s citizenship with a bogus “birther” campaign. Michelle hated my guts and has never forgiven me! I repeated Obama’s middle name HUSSEIN to cheering applause from my adoring fans. They are great Americans. General Flynn launched the “LOCK HER (CLINTON) UP” with great success. The least I could do was to pardon hum. Roger Stone was my right hand campaign manager. I was afraid he might write a book and I was forced to pardon him.

I don’t know what to do about my fixit lawyer, Michael Cohen. I may have to pardon him before he reveals all my dark secretes in his “tell-all” book.

There is only one person who upended me, Melania, who forced me to sign a TREMENDOUS PRE-NUP and forced me into bringing over many of her relatives. 

God bless the United Staaates of America.

Whoops the truth serum is wearing off. TV, Camera, man, . .

PERSON . IAM A GENIUS!

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